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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 121 points 2 days ago (19 children)

or, y'know, you could sit down. saves on cleaning even when you fail at handling your dick.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

If he chops it off he'll have to sit down anyway, so yeah...

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