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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 116 points 1 day ago (3 children)

or, y'know, you could sit down. saves on cleaning even when you fail at handling your dick.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

If he chops it off he'll have to sit down anyway, so yeah...

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You apparently have no idea the dick's talent for aiming for the crack between the seat and rim, no matter how you go about "tucking" it downwards to try to prevent just that. Even sitting, leaning so far forward your hands are on the floor, is no guarantee.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago

Use a hand to bend it down.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I agree that this can happen, but at least its pretty rare. Standing while peeing however makes a mess in a radius around the toilet every time. I mean, when you live alone and have no guests ever then this might not be an issue, but in every other case it's pretty nasty.

Back when I could consistently roll my foreskin back, aiming from standing was the cleaner option. I have no idea what animals you've lived with that couldn't get their pee in the bowl consistently, but I'm sorry, I guess?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I'm glad to learn that mine lacks that talent. I never even knew that was a thing.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

clean your toilet mr long schlong

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Sometimes? I'm not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn't that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it's height-based. But again, for an adult I'm not tall at all.

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org -3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I think you misunderstand the issue.

Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 1 day ago

Growers win again