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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

submitted 2 months ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck off Elon. Nobody likes you.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't say that.

People constantly telling him that nobody likes him is how we got this megalomanic asshole in the first place. Like before he stole the idea for PayPal and was just getting in random fist fights with his brother, everybody seemed to hate him.

So like, it's true, but Jesus keep it down. He's probably got a ghost profile on Lemmy and uses it to virtually suck his own dick because it can't be done physically anymore.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I find it unlikely, but it would be funny if he was on lemmy. I haven't seen a single positive thing said about him here.