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[–] Steve@communick.news 106 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I'm with you on 1.
But can't on 2.
Everything he did to the White House needs to be reversed.
Then also to the rest of the country.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 58 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Plus eradicate his name from everything. Remove "Trump" from any building his family owns. Redact his names from donations and fundraisers, anonymize them. Basically remove him from history. Undo anything he did and make sure people cannot even know something was undone.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 months ago

I want people to remember he was in the Epstein files.. so leave that aspect of his legacy intact.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

leave his name on the public toilet that his grave will become at least

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The US could pay off the national debt by charging admission to use that toilet!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's definitely an E ticket!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Toilet

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Make his name synonymous with evil, just like Hitler. Make it so toxic no one names their kid Donald for a generation.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'd keep “trump” (lower case, without any reference to where it came from) as a certain general use word, though.

By the way, I'm writing this in the toilet, while dropping a massive stinking trump.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I instigated a transatlantic Cockney rhyming slang version. In Cockney the rhyme is usually the word that's missing, so you just have to know what it means.

For example:

  • "Apples" -> apples and pears = stairs
  • "Sky" -> sky rocket = pocket
  • "North" -> north and south = mouth

Resulting in:

  • USA: "Taking a dump"
  • Dump -> Donald Trump (rhyme)
  • Britain: "Going for a shit"
  • Our family: "Going for a Donald"

I'm also writing this while going for a Donald.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

British person here. In Britain a trump is an extremely smelly fart:

"Pfwoaaah that reeks! Who fackin trumped in ere?"

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Followed by actually radically and fundamentally overhauling your entire nation so that it's better than it was before Trump?

[–] Steve@communick.news 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 2 months ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Need to put the shovel down first before we can get out of the hole

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

we could probably lift the slab and put it someplace. like his library, maybe. Or one of his golf courses.

[–] Steve@communick.news 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
I'll get it for my museum of all Rumps failures. It's something I've been dreaming of. Exhibits covering all his horrendus and failed buisness. From casinos and condos to steaks and sneakers.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Great idea for his library. Since you know… he won’t put books in it.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We should save the slab, drill some holes in it, place it over his grave and call it the Pedo Trump Memorial Toilet

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to do more than reverse what he did. I'd like to reverse up to Reagan

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It all leads back to Nixon