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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I love burning entire trees as firewood on ice, that's definitely a smart and cool human activity.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

It makes a good metaphor for climate change though.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Lol they actually do that in Iowa. https://youtu.be/rGzWjt1fV_Q

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

I think my favorite part is this chicken made out of dog.

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[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Here’s the whole thing:

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Wonder what happened to this guy.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Fucking gross.