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The bioengineered meat bit is honestly hilarious to me, it's clear this guy has no relation to actual production. 3D printed meat is nowhere near viable for the scale of production that Campbells operates at- it can't keep up with the sheer volume required and it is significantly more expensive than traditional meat production.
Dude's just gone off the deep end with right-wing conspiracy theories, which makes sense given the whole racist tirade and hating the poor.
Wait till these people learn about chicken nuggets.
We already had that idiotic "pink slime" scare several years ago. No need to rehash that nonsense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA
That never fails to make me smile
Tell me more? A nugget of chicken, you say...?
What part of the chicken is that? I had chicken fingers the other day. Had no idea they had fingers either.
A tornado touched down years ago on a massive chicken farm in NC, near Durham. Hundreds of thousands of chickens were flung into the forests, impaled on branches.
Campbells paid to clean it up.
Its sounds more like a tongue-in-cheek comment to me.
Yeah it was just comedy disguised as racism...
I'm referring to the part about 3D printed meat that the previous commentor was referencing not the guy's overall tirade, his racism, or the fact that he's a piece of shit. I don't believe as a VP he thinks there's a factory floor somewhere full of 3D printers pumping meat into his product.
I don't see the benefit in fabricating stories when there are so many factual reasons to discredit him over. The rest are just distractions.
"I don't believe as a VP he thinks... "
Sorry but clearly you've never met a high level executive because expecting them to think is already asking too much, never mind understanding anything about operation.
This is extremely par for the course, the executives I've met are some of the dumbest people I've ever seen in person, they just present well.
you mean they use bullshit business language designed to constantly move the goalposts of understandign so they can appear to be the smartest in the room. i.e Let's circle back on this after talking to stakeholders to determine what is actionable.
Or, ask them what they want.