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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is eyemaxxing (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Object@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

5 crosseyes and 10 squints per day should do the trick

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then blink until failure.

Your eyes will be ripped in no time.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean... this isn't really silly/bad advice if you just have a non expressive face, or just... don't often or don't know how to make facial expressions, however you want to say that.

Its pretty common for actors to practice making various kinds of faces in the mirror.