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[โ€“] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better to get pretty yourself I think? I feel like the bar for good looking straight guy is not even that high, you could be in the top half just by getting in shape, haircut and wearing clean clothes that fit.

[โ€“] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

A shower and clean clothes instantly puts you in the top ten percent.