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Toilet Paper USA?
At least toilet paper is good at wiping away shit
Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.
Always has been
Yup, those are the letters they chose to self-apply. Like when our IT department tried to rebrand as Technology & Innovation, but then realised they could never again refer to the Technology & Innovation Team 😁
But did they have a poster for their Cyber Security Awareness Month?
Naa that would have been on purpose.
Teleportation?
This is how I read it every time I see the acronym