Toilet Paper USA?
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2025
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At least toilet paper is good at wiping away shit
Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.
Toilet Paper USA?
Always has been
Yup, those are the letters they chose to self-apply. Like when our IT department tried to rebrand as Technology & Innovation, but then realised they could never again refer to the Technology & Innovation Team 😁
But did they have a poster for their Cyber Security Awareness Month?
Naa that would have been on purpose.
Teleportation?
This is how I read it every time I see the acronym
Well I'm disappointed. It could've been a family event where you pay $5 and your kid pull the trigger of the rifle that shoots another MAGA influencer in the neck. Pay $15 for a photo of the moment the bullet hits
That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank
If they'd do it, the target would be some famous lgbtq+ antifa leftist, e.g. Obama, Biden, or, on bad days, someone like MTG.
Sure whatever. Paint the target in black face, old face, or leather bitch face if you have to.
I heard MAGAts are placing miniature replicas of the Charlie Kirk death tent in front of their Christmas trees instead of nativities.
The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke
ICE also beat and kidnapped it.
If you think about it a little, it's morbid and weird. If you think about it a little more, it's just about on par (maybe slightly less?) on the weird scale with wearing the torture and execution device of the guy you worship on a chain around your neck.
If you think about it a lot, it's totally fucking weird.
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
I'm outraged because it's a recreation and isn't even the actual tent! If I'm gonna get my picture taken I want the real tent with blood spurts and all. It's not even worth putting my blood makeup on my neck if it's only a fake tent.
I really wish that TPUSA would just fade into obscurity, but I guess Erika is getting fat checks from Republicans now. She sure has been on a media warpath.
They don't even have any respect for their own.
Recreation
Recreational activities are fun.
As it should. This makes it seem less disgusting.
Away in no manager a crib for a bed.
The little lord Charlie laid down his big head....