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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] bklyn@piefed.social 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least toilet paper is good at wiping away shit

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Toilet Paper USA?

Always has been

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yup, those are the letters they chose to self-apply. Like when our IT department tried to rebrand as Technology & Innovation, but then realised they could never again refer to the Technology & Innovation Team 😁

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 8 points 2 months ago

But did they have a poster for their Cyber Security Awareness Month?

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Naa that would have been on purpose.

[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Teleportation?

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

This is how I read it every time I see the acronym

[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Well I'm disappointed. It could've been a family event where you pay $5 and your kid pull the trigger of the rifle that shoots another MAGA influencer in the neck. Pay $15 for a photo of the moment the bullet hits

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they'd do it, the target would be some famous lgbtq+ antifa leftist, e.g. Obama, Biden, or, on bad days, someone like MTG.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sure whatever. Paint the target in black face, old face, or leather bitch face if you have to.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I heard MAGAts are placing miniature replicas of the Charlie Kirk death tent in front of their Christmas trees instead of nativities.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke

ICE also beat and kidnapped it.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you think about it a little, it's morbid and weird. If you think about it a little more, it's just about on par (maybe slightly less?) on the weird scale with wearing the torture and execution device of the guy you worship on a chain around your neck.

If you think about it a lot, it's totally fucking weird.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

I'm outraged because it's a recreation and isn't even the actual tent! If I'm gonna get my picture taken I want the real tent with blood spurts and all. It's not even worth putting my blood makeup on my neck if it's only a fake tent.

[–] brotato@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago

I really wish that TPUSA would just fade into obscurity, but I guess Erika is getting fat checks from Republicans now. She sure has been on a media warpath.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

They don't even have any respect for their own.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

Recreational activities are fun.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

As it should. This makes it seem less disgusting.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Away in no manager a crib for a bed.

The little lord Charlie laid down his big head....