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You should start taking “Fart Walks” (www.popsci.com)

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Founding father Benjamin Franklin secured the alliance with France that led to victory in the Revolutionary War, negotiated the Treaty of Paris ending said war, signed the Declaration of Independence and the U.S Constitution, discovered that lightning was electrical, invented bifocal glasses, wrote the famous Poor Richard’s Almanac, and ran newspapers.

He also had some thoughts on farting.

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[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Yeah, but let’s come up with a better term. The German term isn’t much better.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What's the German term?

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Furzspaziergang? der Furzgang?

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