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Yeah, but let’s come up with a better term. The German term isn’t much better.
What's the German term?
Verdauungsspaziergang, and Gehfurz
Flaftenvaften
My translator is saying Flaftenvaften is a Danish term meaning, "the evening of the fluttering" lol
Now that's a beautiful way to put it.
Furzspaziergang? der Furzgang?
It seems to be borrowed from English and is just Fart-walk? Idk, I’m not German or Austrian. https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000301098/blaehungen-nach-dem-festmahl-probieren-sie-es-mit-einem-fart-walk
Frat walk.
I always knew it as “the beef walk”
The beef walk is when you walk away from company when you feel a fart coming on.
The fart walk is light exercise immediately after a meal to promote digestion.
Wait people walk for mental health, and not to crop dust their neighborhood?
Crop dusting my neighborhood is for my mental health
I fartwalked before it was cool.
I used to fartwalk to school. Upwind both ways.
Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
"Gentlemen, we must fart together--or else, we shall surely fart separately!"
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
Its like media outlets publish this every year around the holidays.
Never trust a fart.
lol, “start”, they say.
I fart run. But golly had to stop in front of someone's house and didnt realize they had a security camera trained on the road...
Do security cameras pick up audio??
Typically yes.
Always use the dump and crab move technic
Get fartlekken