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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 91 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 36 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[–] geizeskrank@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.