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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[–] geizeskrank@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Love to keep ~15k people employed at a subsidy cost of "you could gift everyone involved a guaranteed 5k€ a month pension tomorrow and be done with it". Truly in it for the love of the game alone

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, at least they're doing it to their own country.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but still not in agreement with the people who live/d there...

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

not even the biggest bagger!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These are the biggest in the world, the newest versionis Bagger 293, 96 m high and 225 m long, 14.500 tons, but now after almost 30 years need some little fixes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv-7nLV-YUM

[–] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Excellent Video that explains why we need those baggers

[–] BennyCHill@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

LOOK in the top left you can see those DISGUSTING wind turbines ruining our beautiful landscapes... SAD!

[–] woodenghost@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Germany's "Green" party actually green-lighted this (no pun intended). Can't destroy the environment if there's none of it left.

Also that's what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Smash capitalism or something idk. Fuck the opportunist parties

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Green parties are supporting the greenest things - dollars and military.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

they think that everything is ok as long they don't get close to the farlands.