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Mark Zuckerberg made $29 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge (www.cnn.com)
submitted 9 months ago by L4s@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world
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Mark Zuckerberg made $29 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge::Mark Zuckerberg’s net worth increased by more than $28 billion between your morning coffee and your lunch break.

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, I lost $4 in my $10 investment of a random bank. I'm so bad at investing.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty much everyone is bad at picking stocks. You should just stick to index funds.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But those retards won big with GME. I can HODL as well.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm really not sure if this is sarcasm. I think it is, but I've heard people say stuff this ignorant and actually mean it.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah it was sarcasm. The whole gme thing was like one in a million shot. I was subbed before the whole thing took off and thought they were just kidding and not actually buying it.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I have an account that I gamble with, it represents anywhere from 1 to 5% of my total portfolio, depending on how good or bad my bets are. Lol

But any time I've taken a yolo bet like those, it's failed miserably. However I've never made big bets on things like that, it was always just for fun. But I also recognize how dumb it is which is why the vast majority of my investments are in index funds.