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If the only thing you can find to eat requires all the processing wheat does, you figure it out. Then people noticed how versatile flour is.
A sponge falls under the category of "good enough." But most leaves will do. The need for a clean ass is less pressing than gnawing insistent hunger.
Who tf wipes with a sponge?
Romans
Tbf, the Romans were fucking stupid. They sweetened their water with lead and designed a calendar where the year was 355 days long
People who literally haven't invented paper.
No one, anymore.
If the poop knife existed in modern times, I’m sure that there’s a communal sponge somewhere.