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[–] stray@pawb.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think maybe most people don't understand cats' body language. Like they dont jump on you and wag their tail, so they must not love you.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is why I've never considered "dog person" to be a compliment. Engage with nuance. Vote cat.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

my cat jumps on me and wags his tail.

but it's mostly because he's pissed i'm not paying attention to him and he tries to take a chunk out of my arm with his mouth.