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I think maybe most people don't understand cats' body language. Like they dont jump on you and wag their tail, so they must not love you.
This is why I've never considered "dog person" to be a compliment. Engage with nuance. Vote cat.
my cat jumps on me and wags his tail.
but it's mostly because he's pissed i'm not paying attention to him and he tries to take a chunk out of my arm with his mouth.