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True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.
True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.
In a carried sock, yes.
In a worn bra, not so much
You sound like you've never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.
I wish