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[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yeah nothing wrong with a bit of prescription mercury to clear up the old syphilis

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.

[–] mriguy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

That’s the spirit! You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.