Selmafudd

joined 1 year ago
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

People do some crazy stuff chasing dopamine

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I tried to wipe my comments but I during the protest I couldn't access my user page, I could manually navigate to each of my comments via the posts but that would have been an impossible task. Soon after submitting a service ticket I was permabanned for a comment I'd made 2 years earlier.. and even more bizarrely they message me a few weeks later saying they'd taken action against an account I'd reported for CP 4 years ago

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They did make an animation before Peter Jackson's release and I'm too afraid to look at that date

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So don't leave us hanging, where does she sleep?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yeah nothing wrong with a bit of prescription mercury to clear up the old syphilis

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Meet me at the door satan

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 96 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Sounds like a threesome with extra steps

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Old man wasn't bets enough

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or just go with the classic, every time I fuck your mum she makes me a poop sandwich

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"gg2ez" - Isildur

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your flatmate wasn't straight, just none practicing

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