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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Those dogs are definitely underage i dont care how old their outfits are

Ed: Ngl im proud of this one, thank you all xx

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's 84 in dog years though

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Great. The ICE head shoots those.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beastality is as bad as pedos imo

[–] Sternout@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Is a person in a dog costume a dog? Is a picture of a pipet a pipet?