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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 150 points 1 week ago (1 children)

However, Trump’s Mar-a-Lago venue is available to rent by anyone, so while Trump merely hosted the party, the Humane Society is the organization that chose the theme.

This seems important.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 112 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so they also chose the venue? that venue??

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Well duh it’s the humane society

[–] JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 1 week ago

Welp, fuck the American Humane Society for directly lining Trump's pockets.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Those dogs are definitely underage i dont care how old their outfits are

Ed: Ngl im proud of this one, thank you all xx

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's 84 in dog years though

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Great. The ICE head shoots those.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beastality is as bad as pedos imo

[–] Sternout@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Is a person in a dog costume a dog? Is a picture of a pipet a pipet?

Risky move, considering how Kristi Noem treats dogs

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

lol this was organized by American Humane Society, an animal welfare charity. I suppose even such charities can be scams.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] n4ch1sm0@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Turns out Stanley Kubrick was actually filming a docudrama

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did Krusty gnome shoot them? Or did Trump strab them to watch them slowly suffer and die to get turned on so he could rape a child?

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Our tax money at work. Who needs child care when we have dancing dogs? Wheres Robespierre when you need him?

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hope they had enough litter boxes and doggy pee pads.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Just waiting for the GOP to make laws outlawing litter boxes at Dumpistan