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I'm with the therapist. You couldn't possibly have wanted sex for that long and not gotten laid. It's just sex.
So at what point in your life do you get a coupon that guarantees free sex?
If this is true, OOP probably had some long unresolved trauma and/or underlying guilt religious indoctrination or obesity, low self-esteem or depression or something similar holding him back for that long. Not sure if this greentext was a word-for-word quoted conversation between a real-life patient & therapist, but if so, that therapist's credentials need to be revoked. More likely the conversation was an imaginary one from some OOP's lazy self-deprecating imagination.
Usually with a therapist or other people, there would be more likely of asexual erasure than questioning how I would have not gotten sex yet
Such empathy
Demisexual erasure, as per usual.