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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 105 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I always love these bits about humans being garbage animals that just walks our prey to death like a bunch of assholes.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 83 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Here's another one: humans are some of the only animals (even among primates) that can throw things, not just toss things around.

In other words, humans are cowardly pokers who aren't even willing to take on DPS enemies with honor

[–] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And in a game where ranged attacks are practically non-existent, save for a few ones able to spit venom or water under highly specific circumstances, the ability to just throw a rock and damage you while being out of harm's way makes the Homo Sapiens play literally a different game.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 9 months ago

Fkn campers that's what they are!

[–] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We should even the scales by teaching squirrels how to use guns.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I think the developers of Palworld are one step ahead of you

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"How's a guy supposed to have any honor if he won't even stab you in the back‽‽"

  • The Captain "Little Kitten" General of The Adeptus Custodes
[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Not enough iframes to take on a DPS enemy 1v1