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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don’t have fuck you money but own Lego.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bought my lego 20 years ago; so y-youre wrong!

Sad

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] three@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't have fuck you money

Demonstrates they have fuck you money

10/10 trolling don't post again

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Brother £50 for a Lego set is not fuck you money. I don’t even own my own fucking house you clown and never will, am I ok to just enjoy some Lego?

Ahh look how rich I am

[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I honestly really like the plants!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah they’re really cool. The bonsai tree comes with pink flower parts so you can change the seasons if you like.

[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That actually great, bit of variety.

I really love the red.. I wanna say Narcissus? The one with the flowers on the left (near the christmas tree box).

Plum Blossom as the other person said. The other red one is a poinsettia.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You're right! That's the one. I love it.

[–] three@lemmy.zip -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

seething so hard he took time out of his day to take a picture

Ah so you’re the troll. Have a great day dude.