tektite

joined 8 months ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

Jeffrey Dah (ME-R)

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I believe it's "dumb fucks" if history is anything to go by.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

A whole dollar?? You'll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he's out here giving these "users" the money he wants to keep?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 months ago

Ohh so THAT'S what all those "I identify as an attack helicopter" people were talking about!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Sloth? You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

I think it sounds like a great idea. Then Trump and his very best friends can all move to DJTEEZUS and live together on a raft they've built out of kfc buckets and 2 liter soda bottles, provided they sign an agreement to stay in their Exclusive Economic Zone and never make landfall.

I'm even happy to suggest they receive weekly air drops of hamberders, sunscreen, and maga hats paid for by Trump's voter base.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Agreed, and I would think XP was the stubbornly popular version. People were on there for years after end of support.

A large amount of people still clinging to Win 10 because the only other (Windows) option is upgrading to 11 doesn't mean it's "popular" so much as it means people want 11 even less than they wanted 10.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 57 points 5 months ago

If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 months ago

Oh how the tables have turned...

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220627-how-orange-juice-took-over-the-breakfast-table

"The innovation [of concentrated juice] arrived as Florida growers were dealing with cyclical, massive overproduction. The promise of a new way to make juice that could be kept frozen, then reconstituted in people’s homes, prompted them into even more production, however. They ramped up tree planting in the 1940s. The oranges went to frozen concentrate and eventually, to chilled juice, an industry term for the refrigerated product. If juice could be kept in stasis, held in waiting for a consumer’s glass, then the only problem was ramping up demand as much as possible."

...

"It had taken a few decades, but with the help of advertising and processing technology, the dumping ground for extra oranges was solidly ensconced as its own product, far outpacing oranges themselves in sales."

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