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“CBS Evening News” With Tony Dokoupil Is a Right-Wing Show for Absolutely No One (theintercept.com)

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his January 6 show featured a fawning package on Secretary of State Marco Rubio that featured the utterly surreal lines: “Marco Rubio, we salute you. You’re the ultimate Florida Man.”

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[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Tony Dokoupil is a confirmed moron

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The interviews “made me very convinced that this is the next big thing,” says Dokoupil, in a more traditional interview conducted via Zoom. “What was incredible was how quickly my brain stopped thinking about this as virtual reality and just took it as reality. It was just real.”

No, what's incredible is that someone that credulous about the now defunct metaverse bullshit is allowed to talk about serious issues without a chiron constantly reiterating that he's a colossal idiot bootlicker.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Show him the fat superior second life and then watch him have a stroke, cum, and die.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And he's a fucking phish fan that should tell you all you need to know. Probably has a dog named Reba

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I know some of these words.