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Florida business owner guilty of murdering man who urinated on his property
(www.the-independent.com)
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Ver is de money, Lebowski?
gunshots
roll credits
Ok, but the thug needs to pee on the rug first. I envision it as a sort of rug-John-Wick short where the dude enlists Joey and Walter's Vietnam surplus store arsenal to lay siege to Lebowski's mansion. Joey dies in the battle, of course...
The more I think about it, instead of the credits, it should first be a bunch of slow mo views of Dude getting popped with the “oooo whatchya say” song à la O.C.