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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity?

Certainly seems so.
Taylor Swift is the only important person in the world according to the news.

I mean I like her music, but if you asked me a couple of years ago who's going to be shaking the world in 2024, definitely wouldn't say Taylor Swift.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't think I've ever heard a single song of hers.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You probably don't know which ones are hers, but that's like saying you've never heard a Michael Jackson or Beatles song. They're everywhere and you'd have to avoid music in public altogether to avoid it, she has songs everywhere.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If your young, it's not that difficult to avoid music.

But she was huge like 20 years ago as a country singer, went to pop, and now makes slightly more grown up pop.

If you're over 30 and American you've 100% heard one of her songs because radio was still a thing back then.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

I'm glad I wouldn't really be able to tell if the pop song is hers by just listening to it. But then I stopped listening to pop in high school and radio stations once MP3 players could hold more than 3 grindcore albums at a time.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow. I thought she was about 30? I assume she didn’t start her career as an infant.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What?

She's like 35 and was one of the biggest country singers as a teenager, so about 20 years ago...

I said "over 30" because you'd have to be at least 10 to remember it, a toddler wouldn't remember the song on the radio

[–] dojan@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

I’m not really a radio person. Grew up in a poor family in Sweden, so we never had a car, which is where most listen to radio.

My sleep addled mind made her out to be like 50 and was really shocked because she don’t look the part. Makes sense if she’s around 35.