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How many human brain cells do we need to guide a missile?
That guy knows exactly where the research will be used first.
Will the missile know that Osama has be gone for a while? Is it going to get bored just hanging from an F14 all day? Will it go off if it's depressed? Is it male or female? Will you feel bad if it's a really sexy female missile? How do you grow up a missile control neutral network? Do you have to have the birds and bees talk with your missile? If Johny the missile jumps off the empire State building, does your missile have to hump from the empire State building? Gosh! So many questions!
Can the sexy female missile be my girlfriend?
Indeed!
Sexy female jet art is out there, feel like sexy female missile art is the next logical step.
Do female missiles have a period? Can two missiles that really love each other have baby missiles? Do they go off when they go off? Where does daddy missile work? Does he cheat with mommy missile?
A similar experiment was actually done 20 years ago, using rat neurons to pilot a flight simulator. 25,000 rat neurons in a petri dish were capable of flying the simulated F-22. https://research.ufl.edu/publications/explore/v10n1/extract2.html