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[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 118 points 2 months ago (1 children)

>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I'm a robbery only guy from now on

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

>go to the forest

>become a farmer

free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know

>dies of parasites