>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I'm a robbery only guy from now on
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>go to the forest
>become a farmer
free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know
>dies of parasites
4channers slowly discovering the cost of convenience
$1.50 how? Is he having a sliced tomato on cardboard?
Yeah seriously; I made pizza at home once, and the basic ingredients ended up costing more than getting pizza for takeout. So even though it was fun, I never attempted it again.
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Jeez, pizza cost so much in USA, even by comparing with cost of living i can't belive that a margherita is 8 dollars
wtf where the hell yall getting $8 margherita pizzas
in nyc a small is like $14 😭
We had three large pizzas delivered (16") and the total came out to $95
Same here in Germany.
Here in Italy i pay 4€ or even 3€ in some places 🙏
Well, they got to ship them from Italy to the US, so that makes sense
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eat nothing costs $0
Yeah, I'm an anorexic only guy now
Absorb nutrients directly from the air
Free
Save heaps of time not having to prepare food and I feel lighter every day
Yeah I'm a breatharian now, never going back to physical foods.
Yup I also ended up migrating to the restaurants/cafe's own apps for pickup
I might have 47 food related apps on my phone now but beats a fuggin 30% charge to the restaurant
I went through a local boba place’s website to order for a few months. Would order, walk there, and it would be ready right as I arrived, all very neat.
Then I found out my $9 order was $5 for a drink and $4 for door dash, who apparently runs the site? I don’t want to contribute to door dash becoming ticketmaster, but restaurants opt-in to that shit willingly.
Now I’m paying half price in person and wasting 5-10 minutes each time. Can’t win.
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Literally inspired me to make homemade pizza tomorrow
Making own pizza is the way to go for sure, especially when there are like taco leftovers or something. Yummy!
It takes a pretty long time though. I eat pizza first and foremost because it's fast
Takes a long time for the dough to rise, but at least where I love you can by premade dough if you wanna sacrifice some quality for a faster process. And then it's like a 20 min job.
I love you too.
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Frozen pizzas are like 10$ in northern Canada..
That being said, pepperoni is prohibitivly expensive for homemade pizza
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Why even make pizza? What is it really? Bread, cheese, toppings, and tomato sauce. I can knock that down to $0.25 or less per pizza.
Take a slice of bread, spread with tomato sauce, top with cheese and toppings, then broil until toppings melt. Want a calzone? Add a second piece of bread on top of the end, broil until toasted.
Boom. Pizza.
.../s ?
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