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Can Taylor Swift help Canada's seal meat industry, senate committee asks (ottawacitizen.com)

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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity?

Honestly, I would be okay with that. We could do a lot worse.