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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.

I need to know what the pizza cutter was for

[–] missingno@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!

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