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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42345074

“Are you a proud American Citizen or does ICE need to come and track you down?” the email said.

Donald Trump’s administration has been using federal officers to go after undocumented immigrants, but now his political action committee is threatening to sic the agents on his own donors.

Earlier this week, Trump’s Never Surrender PAC sent out a fundraising email that had this provocative subject line: “Are you an illegal alien?”

“Your file says you’re a top MAGA patriot... But my records to my survey STILL say: RESPONSE PENDING. Don’t tell me, you’re an Illegal Alien?!? That cannot be true!” the message said, before adding, “This is your FINAL MOMENT to Prove me wrong ... please. Are you a proud American Citizen or does ICE need to come and track you down?”

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[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus fuck, he looks like a bag of shit. Can’t he just fucking die already.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think he didn't eat as unhealthy as we've been told. Narcissism does seem to make you live longer though.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Yes souls are much more healthy than we thought .

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's offensive to bags of shit.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Its a literal description of trump: meat bag filled with shit.