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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.

I need to know what the pizza cutter was for

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

It's probably just because he's Italian

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

The person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations

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