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Anon meets the headmaster (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How did Ron give an excuse if he's dead from Avada Kedavra?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You gotta mean it and Dumbledore was clearly too calm for that

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, this is the joke