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[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Plenty movies from the 40s and 50s ran all the credits at the beginning along with an overture. IMO the overture is one of the best parts of older movies, which often had amazing, sweeping soundtracks

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (14 children)

Please name one. Never seen one that had more than 2 minutes of opening credit even if you include the extra symphonic stuff as “credits” (we don’t count previews toward runtimes now, so not sure it’s a fair comparison). Maybe one or two had a dedicated symphonic opening but that was exceedingly rare

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Star Trek the Motion Picture has like a 10 minute opening credits

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Am I being trolled or do people not know how years work

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 1 points 4 days ago

It was more of a response to your original comment which didn't mention any particular decade.

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