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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So the operation was a 100% succes.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those pieces were very small, tho, like minuscule ...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Micro surgery is hard

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

A dick lost his life