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Anon joins the army (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This might surprise you, but there are countries other than the US.

[–] EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't just believe every crazy thing I read on the internet, you know.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I, for one, don't believe the crazy claim that there are countries other than the US

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

Memory loss - would get you kicked from military in any country with health care.

Grow my hair out and beard - maybe Korea, if they have a decade to grow facial hair.

Fuck like rabbits - kind of an Americanism

Go to the local pub - could be America or British (no draft in Britain, was called consctription)

Likely fiction anyways but many things made it likely USA.