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Art of the deal.. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by EngineX@lemmy.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah who's ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man...

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bad news about Discord, bro.

Also, Spotify.