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“When I worked for her, our poor scheduler was getting calls at two o’clock in the morning to come bring her bottles of tequila,” a former staffer told the magazine.

She was “very adamant” that the staffer upvote posts about her attractiveness, according to a former staffer.

They said she would also make her aides clean her properties that she rented out on Airbnb—including a $3.9 million home in Isle of Palms, South Carolina, and her Washington townhouse—instead of hiring a maid.

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[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Her face in the thumbnail kind of looks like the "me gusta" meme.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

No me gusta, nunca.