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“When I worked for her, our poor scheduler was getting calls at two o’clock in the morning to come bring her bottles of tequila,” a former staffer told the magazine.

She was “very adamant” that the staffer upvote posts about her attractiveness, according to a former staffer.

They said she would also make her aides clean her properties that she rented out on Airbnb—including a $3.9 million home in Isle of Palms, South Carolina, and her Washington townhouse—instead of hiring a maid.

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[–] Trebuchet@europe.pub 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"It's a classic case of never meet your heroes."

Whose hero is this lunatic???

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

"Go clean my house"

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Love to see the knot of a person someone had to tie themselves into to say that with a straight face

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She was “very adamant” that the staffer upvote posts about her attractiveness

🤨

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

on Reddit, lol

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Man I had no idea she was a batshit asshole.

Oh, no wait - no, yeah I knew that.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Whenever I see Nancy Mace, they look enraged that they weren't born a man.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nancy Mace looks like Steven Tyler after Botox. Just a hateful life support system for that enormous mouth.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nancy isn't hot no matter how much tequila we're talking about.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

You never know, you could douse her in tequila and light a match, that would make her hot.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Her face in the thumbnail kind of looks like the "me gusta" meme.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

No me gusta, nunca.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

What? No. Way.