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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Alright this is my plan. We get jobs as tellers. Work there for 10 to 15 years. Retire, and take those bastards for all they are worth!"

"...Man, that's called getting a job!"

[–] pootzapie@lemy.lol 16 points 6 hours ago

Walk right out the front door