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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hasn't this happened at a little Caesars before? I swear it was a Florida man thing a few years back.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They featured that guy on the HBO series Florida, Man. He broke in while high as a kite to get a drink, and ended up getting caught when he went back a second time to get something else

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Was he naked? I feel like the guy I remember was naked.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yep. The short guy from Workaholics played him so he was in tighty whiteys, not butt naked