this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even better is to memorize it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hide it in a book in a buried chest on a minecraft world 5000 blocks from spawn.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically not a terrible idea. Who tf would check your minecraft for irl keys. Could probably have a library in a world just full. Probably isnt encrypted though. Probably just plain text in a game file on your drive somewhere

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

I stole from someone else that hid the urls of porn sites in a chest when he was a kid. Think it was pretty old, probably on Reddit, learned about it maybe 2 years ago. I don't know anything about encryption or protecting sensitive information, certainly not of this nature, but it could potentially work. Would be quite a few chests full if anon is doing something with a lot of intricate details.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I'll hide it at the end of my mix tape.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Ill be honest, this is clearly the best idea out there for passwords safety

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nothing incriminating, your honour, just some harmless pranks such as water buckets above the doors.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t think that’s the kind of trap they were alluding to…

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I got that, I just refuse to entertain the possibility.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Y’know what, fair enough.