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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Adding onto this one:

I suspect they are searching your trash. They roll up to your house, tell you there's a bunch of "suspicious" shit tied to your address, IP, a cell ping in the area, whatever. The point is to scare the shit out of you in the hopes that you trash any "incriminating" property.

Then they search your trash (which does not require a warrant, let alone notice), find your shit, and then come back to arrest you.

The point here is fuck them. They didn't bother to create a warrant, so they dont get to complain when you decide to upgrade your PC, slag the old drives, then keep them on your coffee table as conversation starters. If they had a warrant, that would be different. They dont.

Don't let them scare you stupid. Continue on as normal. Maybe invest in a different ISP because some like to snitch.