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They already showed their cards so they'll not come back with a warrant. This is more about intimidation than anything else.
I've had the same thing happen to me. "Can we search your house? It will help you if you have nothing to hide". Fuck off cunts. They didn't try again.
Adding onto this one:
I suspect they are searching your trash. They roll up to your house, tell you there's a bunch of "suspicious" shit tied to your address, IP, a cell ping in the area, whatever. The point is to scare the shit out of you in the hopes that you trash any "incriminating" property.
Then they search your trash (which does not require a warrant, let alone notice), find your shit, and then come back to arrest you.
The point here is fuck them. They didn't bother to create a warrant, so they dont get to complain when you decide to upgrade your PC, slag the old drives, then keep them on your coffee table as conversation starters. If they had a warrant, that would be different. They dont.
Don't let them scare you stupid. Continue on as normal. Maybe invest in a different ISP because some like to snitch.
Pretty much.
If OP had something incriminating, they would already have the paperwork they need to grab it.
Police knocking on your door is hoping you would give them information to arrest you. Proper swat team breaking down your door means they already had it.
ICE doesn't count. They're not cops.
Help me how, to get arrested faster? lmao
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" remains at the top of my list of bullshit lines of "reasoning" I've ever heard in my entire life.
I removed the "only" from my text because it was a bit ambiguous.
But yes it was exactly that. It's like they consider themselves to be the law. "You're either with me or against me". Typical BS.
It's mostly cops that think they have something to prove and try to do stuff by themselves.