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Odds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of events (www.uniladtech.com)

submitted 11 hours ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 4 points 11 hours ago

If God wills it the real odds were 100%, so double that can only mean we get two Jesus at once! Hallelujah!