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Odds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of events
(www.uniladtech.com)
If ICE hears about this Jesús guy, he's gonna be in trouble
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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That read like an ad for the betting thing.
It’s interesting if it’s true that betting increased suddenly or maybe a betting odds ai suddenly spiked which is mildly interesting. I could see there being a story there
But this looks like an ad
2 times 0 is still 0. 🤷♂️
So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?
Nothing will change if Jesus does come back. He'll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they'll just shoot his ass.
If God wills it the real odds were 100%, so double that can only mean we get two Jesus at once! Hallelujah!